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Golden Delicious

by Laura Meyer

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ManagerWarrenJ Laura Meyer is a beacon for female songwriters. She is early Black Keys. Raw Deap Valley. Favorite track: Bullshit.
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1.
Back East they want to make money Out West they just want to get high In between everybody wants Jesus Like a big slab of cheese upon rye We’re living in a Jesus sandwich Open your mouth real wide They say open your heart as they show their teeth Take a bite, take a bite, take a bite We’re living in a Jesus sandwich Most don’t even know what’s inside They just swallow whatever they’re handed And pray the maker makes things right Back East they ask you for your money Out West they ask you for a light In between they tell you that he’s coming Like a big slab of cheese from the sky The mill of god grinds slowly but it grinds so so fine Kill your hunger with this nice white bread and wash it back with wine We’re living in a Jesus sandwich The more we eat the more we multiply The preacher says to keep on feeding And one day maybe we’ll be satisfied © Laura Meyer, August 2011.
2.
The Bees 02:57
The more you can do The less you can be Do what you will You can’t make me Work so hard And tell me, why? Are you afraid You’re gonna die Like the bees The more you can do The less you can feel Hard as rock But not as real Honeycomb You’re not as sweet As the gold Of honeybees The more you can do The less you can see Cast your die Into the street Watch your luck Fall to your feet You’re gonna die Just like the bees © Laura Meyer, September 2011
3.
There is a war between the rich and poor A war between the man and the woman There is a War between the ones who say there is a war And the ones who say that there isn’t Why don’t you come on back to the war That’s right get in it Why don’t you come on back to the war It’s just beginning Well I live here with a woman and a child The situation makes me kind of nervous As I rise up from her arms she says I guess you call this love, I call it service Why don’t you come on back to the war Don’t be a tourist Why don’t you come on back to the war Before it hurts us Why don’t you come on back to the war Let’s all get nervous You cannot stand what I’ve become You must prefer the gentleman I was before I was so easy to defeat I was so easy control I didn’t even know there was a war Why don’t you come on back to the war Don’t be embarrassed Why don’t you come on back to the war You can still get married There is a war between the rich and poor A war between the man and the woman There is a war between the left and right A war between the black and white A war between the odd and the even Why don’t you come on back to the war Pick up your tiny burden Why don’t you come on back to the war Let’s all get even Why don’t you come on back to the war Can you hear me speaking? © Leonard Cohen, 1974.
4.
Bullshit 02:11
If it smells like bullshit then it probably is Don’t tell me that you will, tell me that you did If it smells like bullshit, must be coming from your lips I ain’t never met a bull so full of shit You say, baby, baby, baby, I got the key Baby, baby, baby, better stick around me With your two sharp horns and your faces three And a twisted tale I do not need Bull bull bull, I’m starting to see red When you pull pull pull me back in the pen again Full full full, you’re so full of it It’s a wonder you don’t choke on your own bullshit You can’t walk the walk but still somehow overstep Every time you talk, another blow upside the head Well there’s nothing left to do but to just play dead And leave you alone with your own bullshit © Laura Meyer, August 2011.
5.
Change 02:24
When the president takes your money And you pay with dollar bills Don’t forget to say, “Hey man, where’s my change?” Before he closes the till Or you can kiss your cash goodbye, sucker "In god we trust" – better watch that eye Fixed on you and staring you down From that pyramid high in the sky "In god we trust," but who are we? And who is he, behind the gates? "In god we trust," but who are these Men who keep my change? Change, change, the clank of the chains Is the same as it’s always been I’m not looking for a new master I’m just looking for a few good men Yeah the kind who do as they say And say the things that they do So when you get home with your groceries You aren’t afraid that they’ll poison you "In god we trust," but who are we? And who are they who speak for me? In god we trust but who is he? And what about my change? Change, change, we’re all begging for change With arms outstretched, we sit at wait For Santa Clause, for Robin Hood For someone to do like he said he would © Laura Meyer, October 2011.
6.
Mug Shot 02:06
You’re looking pretty good in your mug shot Yeah you’re looking pretty good You’re looking like a crook more than I ever thought That even you could And I ain’t got the money to bail you out Or else you know I would Last time I bailed you out I said it was the last time that I could But you’re looking pretty good in your mug shot Yeah, I always knew you would You were always pretty good at ripping someone off Yeah, you took all that you could I ain’t got the money to bail you out, honey And if I did I don’t know that I would I ain’t got the money to bail you out All I had you already took Well, you’re looking pretty good You’re looking pretty lost I guess not much has changed You always looked good No matter the cost I wish you didn’t get away… You’re looking pretty good in your mug shot… You’re looking pretty good in your mug shot… I ain’t got the money to bail you out, honey All I had you already took I ain’t got the money to bail you out Looks like you’re in for good © Laura Meyer, June 2011
7.
Don’t talk about it Don’t talk about it Don’t talk about it, no Babe, you better hold your tongue Don’t talk about it Don’t talk about it I thought I heard you talk about it Yeah, you better start to run Walk around it Talk around it These thoughts are potholes in the ground, yeah You better watch where you become Walk around it Talk around it I think that you forgot about it Yeah, that’s how it’s done Don’t talk about it Don’t talk about it Babe, you gotta wash it out of Your head, your ears, your lungs Don’t talk about it Don’t talk about it I told you you forgot about it Don’t forget who holds the gun © Laura Meyer, January 2011.
8.
I crawl on my belly, drinking dust for my thirst In a body that’s borrowed until my next birth I don’t feel ready to return to the earth But it isn’t for me to determine what I don’t deserve Yeah, who’s to say what a human life is worth When I reach the water I drink what I’m served A chemical cocktail to quench my thirst Maybe God is just culling the herd Cursed is the earth to which we return Cursed is the serpent from whom we must learn Cursed is the person - he gave his word Maybe God is just culling the herd In the sea of the fish and in the sky of the birds Death drifts like a wish that has yet to be heard In the land of the Lord I’m just another bloody serf And now it looks like God is finally culling the herd © Laura Meyer, January 2009.
9.
Rich Men Do (free) 01:31
5, 6, 7, 8, 9 dollars an hour My life’s worth more than this damn collar Choking my throat til my face turns blue To match the uniform you stuck me into 10, 20, 30, 40 thousand bucks a year It sounds good now, but how it quickly disappears Just like me as my skin fades white Sitting at this desk and getting paid to die Any color collar is just a decorated noose I want to run naked like the rich men do 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 million or more Bring all you have and set your bags down on my floor I’ll give you my shirt and I’ll trade you my shoes So I can run naked like the rich men do Cause any color collar is just a decorated noose I want to run naked like the rich men do Don’t be shy, come on let’s all get loose So we can run naked like the rich men do © Laura Meyer, December 2010.
10.
Vampire 02:49
You were always the victim You were always the victim I was the vampire You kept your veins well hidden Yeah and then you would hit them In the nighttime When you’d come to my bed Say, get me out of this mess And you pour out your pain, like blood Then you say to confess Now tell me who is the villain Tell me how did your symptoms Turn into mine? It’s so easy to trick them When everyone is addicted You always seem to survive And I’ll let you bleed to death Before I let you back into my life You were always the victim You were always the victim I was the vampire Sometimes love is a fiction You think it’s something it isn’t Sometimes you just gotta lie When you come to my bed There’s no place for your head Cause I don’t want your blood, your body, or love I just need rest © Laura Meyer, January 2011.
11.
Love love love love love love love is a broken record Love love love love love love love is a broken record Love love love love love love love I heard you’re a collector Love love love love love love love does ours pass inspection? Are you sick of listening to my heart beat skip skip love love isn’t this bliss? Love love love love love love love something’s defective Love love love love love love love love was that our best effort? Don’t eject yet baby I can do better gimme one more take and I can perfect it Love love love love love love love baby, let’s break those records Love love love love love love love let’s stay together Skip skip skip don’t you miss skip skip this skip listening Don’t you miss skip skip don’t you miss listening Love love love love love love is not what I expected Love love love love love I tried to protect it It never finishes It just skips skips skips…. Over me skips skips…. Over you skips skips…. Over me skips skips…. And inside, too © Laura Meyer, August 2011
12.
Mean 02:22
If I mean nothing to you If I mean nothing to you If I mean nothing to you Baby, why are you so mean? It’s like I never knew you Something happened to you Yeah, I never knew you Could be so mean I heard you talking on the phone When you thought I wasn’t home I heard you promise someone You were gonna leave If I mean nothing to you If I mean nothing to you If I mean nothing to you Baby, why are you so mean? Every dog has gotta roam And every bitch has got a bone What’s she got that I don’t? Tell me what you mean! I know you’re scared to be alone You say you’ll go and then you don’t You think I’ll stay, but I won’t Cause you’re so mean If I mean nothing to you If I mean nothing to you If I mean nothing to you Baby, why don’t you leave? © Laura Meyer, November 2010.
13.
Money-hungry green Money-hungry blue That fat rich man Don’t see like I do Can’t see past his belly Can’t see past his pipe Can’t smoke it fast enough So he raises the price Yeah he raises his glass To toast his own jam Drinks the whole bottle Then he asks how I am Not cause he cares Not cause he knows Not cause he’ll change His cash for my woes He just likes to feel big He likes to feel strong He likes to feel that paper Pressed inside his palm As he shakes his hands As he waves his fists As he jiggles that ticker tape Like piss from his dick Yeah he likes to feel big He likes to feel strong He likes to feel something Cause he’s got nothing at all Nothing that don’t Burn in a flash Just paper and bones Some flesh and some fat While 24 karats Hang above me like food But all that seed in his hand Can’t lure me to screw What’s money-hungry green What’s money-hungry blue That fat rich man Is my least favorite hue Money-hungry green Money-hungry blue I thank god (if there is one) I don’t see like you © Laura Meyer, December 2010.
14.
I respect the money like the alcohol With a mixture of wanting and of fear I respect the money cause I know it’s in control When I can’t wipe my eyes clear I respect the money like the alcohol They say to keep your enemies near I respect the money, try to do what it wants Until it disappears What’s that lurking in the shadows now I think I see a friend Why don’t you go ahead and check it out While I sit here on the mend I respect the money like the alcohol There’s a lot of things that people do for beer I respect the money cause I’ve seen what it does And I try my best to stay clear © Laura Meyer, October 2011.
15.
I lie awake counting all the people I’ll kill tonight while I’m sleeping 1 sheep 2 sheep 3 sheep 4 I am a citizen in a country at war I lie awake looking at the ceiling If I close my eyes I see them bleating 1 sheep 2 sheep 3 sheep 4 Follow the leaders straight into war I lie awake looking at the steeple They built to protect us from all evil 1 sheep 2 sheep 3 sheep 4 Follow your leaders straight through those doors Follow the leaders, that’s what they’re for Follow the leaders straight to their war Be a good sheep and obey Be a good sheep and you’ll be saved © Laura Meyer June 2006-October 2011

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Recorded in New York City October 18-21, 2011 at Axis Sound. Engineered, mixed, & mastered by Steve Rossiter. All songs composed by Laura except "There Is A War" by Leonard Cohen.

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released December 12, 2011

Laura Meyer - guitars & vocals
Steve Rossiter - clavinet, moog, organ, harmonium, tambourine, shakers, toy drums, slide & additional guitar on tracks 4, 6, & 14

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Laura Meyer Chicago, Illinois

I’m a writer and musician working in experimental memoir and sound at the School of the Art Institute of Chicago, where I tutor and assistant teach. Previously I toured internationally for over ten years, collecting and curating experiences, melodies, language, characters, and sounds from the natural world. ... more

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